Heard at the office: Manager-I'm having a brain fart. Employee-I would recommend Gas-X
by Anonymous on 08-24-2010 at 10:04pm - 
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Heard at the office: "I'd suck dick full time on the corner before I'd come back here."
by Anonymous on 08-09-2010 at 11:17am - (0) (1) - #283 - Comments (0)
Heard at the office: "I wasn't thinking about his wiener, I was just thinking about them in general."
by Harmonica on 08-05-2010 at 03:49pm - (0) (1) - #282 - Comments (0)
Heard at the office: "Well I don't know how you guys got through college, but I just outsourced everything to Indians."
by Anonymous on 07-29-2010 at 01:48pm - (0) (1) - #281 - Comments (1)
Heard at the office: "I post a couple nude images of myself online everyday."
by Anonymous on 07-22-2010 at 10:33am - (5) (1) - #280 - Comments (0)
Heard at the office: "I watched a movie last night called 'Zombie Strippers' ... it wasn't that good."
by hogwash on 07-22-2010 at 08:28am - (1) (2) - #279 - Comments (0)
Heard at the office: "She just said I have no boobs!" "No I didn't. I said I have too much."
by No1Fan on 07-13-2010 at 12:08pm - (0) (0) - #278 - Comments (1)
Heard at the office: Dear idiot customers. If I say that you can only cancel your account Online, by Post or by Fax, then by Phone is NOT a fucking option!!!
by Anonymous on 06-28-2010 at 08:06pm - (2) (0) - #276 - Comments (0)
Heard at the office: "my girlfriends' ass tastes like cranberry soufle!"
by delgiudicebre on 06-28-2010 at 12:01am - (1) (2) - #275 - Comments (0)
Heard at the office: "I'm not legally obligated to tell the exact truth."
by Anonymous on 06-25-2010 at 12:59pm - (3) (0) - #274 - Comments (0)
"Well I don't know how you guys got through college, but I just outsourced everything to Indians ...
