Tom,

I recently planted hidden microphones in a conference room at my office to find out what kind of juicy gossip I could get to post on HeardAtTheOffice. I "accidentally" overheard a lesbian love session between two of my female coworkers, one of whom is my boss. Tom, what should I do with this information?

The Cat


Dear Kitty,

As always, thank you for your question. I'm assuming by your confusion with the situation that you must be female? I ask because if you were male, it would be very clear what to do which such a tape, and you wouldn't need to ask.

The obvious solution aside, there are a number of things you can do with such a tape (a few of which I ... Read More

Dude,

'Sup Tom! J-Man here. I wuz trolling the web and ur site came up on Google. I c u got sum funny stuff on ur site. Got me thinking. I like the dudes I work w/, but man, can those kids talk. They never shut up! "My boy don't luv me no more", "Dude, that girl last night was fine", stuff like that. Now I can get behind some of that, but they feel like chatting all nite in front of me, and most the time, I don't care. So Tommy, you gotta help a bro out. What can I do bout all the blah blah blah? Help me out man!

Josh, aka J-Man, aka J-Daddy


Josh,

How ... Read More

Tom,

Over the past few months, I have been eavesdropping in the breakroom and boy, have I overheard some insane stuff. Things have changed over the past couple weeks though. At first, my coworkers were giving me strange looks when I walked in the room. Now, anytime I try to sit near anyone, they are moving several tables away from me or leaving the room altogether. It happened again today. I thought maybe I stink, but I did shower and brush my teeth this morning, plus I haven't farted all day. I'm thinking they don't like me listening in. Anyway that I can fix this?

hogwash


Dear hogwash,

Judging by your screen name, first thing I would do is double check that it isn't funkiness that is driving them ... Read More