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Heard at the office: I really hate poop. I like KitKats though.

Heard at the office: I bet when Demi Moore kweefs, "it" dusts.

Heard at the office: I am only good in handling two balls (in reference to juggling).

Heard at the office: Co-worker 1: "We've decided we're going to rob you...and then beat you up." Co-worker 2: "Can't you just rob me?"

Heard at the office: "I'm sure he free-balls it all the time."

Heard at the office: Female Coworker: I'll check my box at home.

Heard at the office: Male coworker: I'm going to spank the monkey.

Heard at the office: "Poor people should pay more taxes."

Heard at the office: "Those of us who think you know what you are talking about are annoying those who do" Government Licencing Office

Heard at the office: 1st employee: "I'm really not into organized crime." 2nd employee: "What are you, Batman?"

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