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- Enjoy a good laugh with friends at the expense of other people's misspoken choice of words.

- Submit your own co-workers quotes with your name/nickname attached, so that you can show off that you're good at eavesdropping.

- Create a jab at your co-workers based on your screen name. Try something like SmarterThanTheRest, HatesHisJob, or WorksWithMorons.

- Use these memorable quotes to teach your children that the working world is not all bad.

- Express your enjoyment, disgust, or personal stories through the comment section individual to each post.

- Gain material to teach an 'Intro to Gutter Mindedness' class. Homework for the 1st day? Submit their own 'Heard at the Office' they hear at their job that day.

- Or perhaps use that same material for a comedy routine. 'So a funny thing happened to me at the office today...' (Think it's possible for us to get a TV show deal out of this? They seem to give just about anyone a TV show nowadays).

- Create a persona to go with your membership screen name and embody that persona. Whether you choose to be a stealthy spy or a conversation starter, it will brighten your work day.

- No more CAPTCHA - or in simple English, no more having to decipher the computer drawing of words that never look like the word they are supposed to depict. Is that the letter O or the number zero?

Here at HeadAtTheOffice.com, we pride ourselves in putting forth a product that serves much more than just the singular purpose of providing you with the gift of laughter. By signing up as a member, which like all the best things in the world is FREE, the benefits you can receive from membership are numerous.

In fact, there are so many that we could design an entire site just on these benefits alone. We were thinking something like BenefitsOfHeardAtTheOffice.com or WhyYouShouldSpyWithMe.com but we're worried the second one might get us confused with either the CIA or a less than savory crowd.

Instead, because it's more fun to find out these benefits for yourself (like opening a present on Christmas - not one that you had to pick out yourself because your friends don't know what to get you, even though you've known them your entire life - yea Nick, I'm talking about you), we present a few of the incredible benefits HeardAtTheOffice.com has for you: